What's a "gulf" club?

Time to issue some awards:

The "I'm A Space Cadet" Award
So I was bored and decided to check out people's profile/away messages. I found a couple that had me snickering. Apparently, Natalie Moy and Randy Chen had some sort of run in and felt it necessary to explain what happened on their profiles/away messages. Here's what Natalie's said, "if anyones having a bad day.... know this... randy hit me in the head with a gulf club. no lie."

To which Randy also wrote, "if anyones having a bad day.... know this... i hit natalie in the head with a gulf club. no lie."

One question, what's a "gulf" club? Congratulations to our pair of space cadets.

The "We're Bored and Need to Get a Life" Award
Michelle and Janice win this award. Even as I type, they are watching the Mrs. America pageant. Some of the contestants in this pageant are a little old, a little wrinkly, and/or a little ditzy. For the special performance part of the show, they had the U.S. Synchronized Swimming Team perform. Good grief.

That's all for now. More awards to come.